Because bad cars are a cry for help—like neon-colored ketchup.
 
This tee is a public service announcement for your crew: step up their ride game or stage an intervention like it’s a bad reality show. Featuring a clean E36 and a message that hits harder than a pager on vibrate, this tee keeps standards high.
 
Super-soft cotton – comfy enough for late-night garage therapy sessions.
Classic fit – perfect for wrenching, racing, or roasting your buddy’s beater.
von Motors logo on the front – because credibility matters.
 
If your friend still won’t upgrade? Time to hit them with some tough love… or a used car listing.