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SOLD 2001 Toyota MR2 Spyder

Price

$18,000

VIN

JTDFR320710036834

Mileage

25,816

Transmission

5-speed manual

Engine

Mid-mounted 1.8-liter 1ZZ-FED DOHC inline-four with VVT-I (Variable Valve Timing with Intelligence)

Power

138 hp, 125 lb torque

Drivetrain

RWD

Color

Exterior - Silver
Interior - Black/Grey

Modifications

None

Recent service

oil change, new tires, new battery

Extras

mixtape #001

History Report

Classified Ad / Love Letter / Field Memo / Confession
MR2 #001 - aka: Mr. Two
Filed under: Regret Performance | For Sale by No One | Still Listening

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“MR2 for Sale”
(But not really. Unless you can see him. Then maybe.)
2001 Toyota MR2 Spyder. 5-speed manual. Mid-engine. Rear-wheel drive. Less than 26,000 miles of trying not to take it personally.

Looks like a frog. Drives like a scalpel.
Born to carve. Mocked for smiling.

If you think looks matter more than loyalty, this is not your car.

If you’ve ever said “but what is it?”
keep walking.

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His real name: TWO-FIVE-ONE.
Not Mr. Two. Not Spyder.
TWO-FIVE-ONE.
The chassis designation of a ghost
who once thought he could outrun
beige.

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His secret regret:
He almost got picked for Fast & Furious.
Instead, they chose a Supra
and told him
to park behind the catering truck.


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The lie he told that still stings:
“I don’t care what people think of my headlights.”
(He does. He cares more than he should.)

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The quote he never forgot:

“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”
- Edgar Allan Poe

He heard it once at a car meet, whispered
by a girl in gold Doc Martens
who climbed in, drove five miles,
and said:
“You don’t need to change. They do.”

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The last song he cried to:
“Space Age Love Song” / A Flock of Seagulls
Midnight. Empty highway.
Just him, the stars, and the feeling
that maybe
just maybe
someone would understand one day
what it feels like to be
this fast and this forgotten.

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If you take him home:
He will try to pretend he doesn’t love you.
He will act cool. He will chirp tires.
He will never stall unless it’s to make you laugh.

And if you listen real close,
on quiet nights,
you’ll hear him whisper:
“Thank you for seeing me.”


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For Sale:
Not really.
Maybe.

But if you can read this whole ad
without laughing at his headlights
he’s already yours.

xo,
TWO-FIVE-ONE
(the one they made fun of until they drove him)

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And the normal stuff.... IMMACULATE MR2, single-family owned, barely driven, looks like it just rolled off the assembly line. New tires, new battery, oil change, needs nothing but love, the road, and someone who gets it.

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